...and immediately coming back. Right here:
YUP, NEW ACCOUNT. Abandoning this one.
I'm sure this would be more effective at scaring you if the preview didn't show this part.

I hate to do this and make you all watch the new account. You don't have to if you don't want to. But when my Premium expired I knew I would be ditching this old name ASAP. MMan is a relic of my past... a terrible, made-up-on-the-spot relic that I stuck with for whatever reason. So I'm finally ending the Age of MMan, still not knowing what that extra M stood for. The world will never know...
So now, my internet persona is Bitcoon! Same name on basically all my sites. I even got a Twitter, and made a few Twits! Exciting! With it comes my new fursona, Bit.

So if you're not tired of me yet (I don't blame you) why not drop by and say hello?